Wenger Giant Knife only $900+
Features all 85 tools currently produced by Wenger including: Phiilips/flat screwdrivers, plain & comboedge blades, needlenose & adjustable pliers w/wire crimper/cutter, saws, hex keys, laser pointer, allen wrenches, files, scissors, can opener, cigar cutter, golf spike/divot/club face cleaner, choke tube tool, corkscrew, compass, bit holders, tire thread guage, flashlight, fish scaler, micro tools, magnifier, watch tools, bike tools, uni. wrench, nail file, ruler, toothpick, tweezers, reamer and awl.
Requires one heck of a pocket to put it in 
